squeet

The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)

Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.

by The Real Egon Spengler April 18, 2014

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

squeet

when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.

My apartment is 800 squeet.

by CindyStank July 31, 2007

Squeeza

a term refering to a close personal friend or partner.

I am hanging out with my squeeza(s); I like her, she is my squeeza.

by LHGUNNY August 14, 2006

Squeet

A shortened version of the phrase “square feet.” Coined by Kurtis Connor on December 31, 2021.

“Okay set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, okay, and I’m talking like ONLY 4,000 squeet.”
-Kurtis Conner

by DestroyaOfKurtistown January 1, 2022

Geeba geeba lemon squeeza

When a guy lays on his back and a girl is giving a handjob well fingering his asshole well squeezing his balls with her mouth

Dude guess what happend to me last night!
What happened?
I got a geeba geeba lemon squeeza

by Vsco girl petri October 1, 2019

squeezable

A beautiful girl with all the right curves wearing tight-fitting clothing.

Wow! She is squeezable. I'd like to get my hands on her.

by RickO March 25, 2003