Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

by Clm3434 June 4, 2018

squatching

Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.

Let's go squatching.

by Frank Vincent Lauria December 19, 2008

squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.

Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

Squeezing Biscuits

The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.

After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

screeching pelican

When you are having sex with a girl on the beach and you pull out put your penis in the sand and then put it back inside of her vagina.

I was having fun plowing my girl on the beach but then she moaned someone elses name so I gave her the screeching pelican real fast.

by rusty rocket July 19, 2006

Screeching Owl

An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.

Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

squeezing an orange

The act of driving through a yellow light right as it turns red.

Dude, if you would have taken any longer squeezing that orange, we would have had to run that light!

by IceLore July 23, 2003