Squanker

The type of wanker that has a shitty squonk vape device. Previously known as a 'Squonk wanker'.

"Seen that 'old man mahogany' wood squonk that wanker Leigh uses?"

"Yeah bro, he's such a squanker!"

by Err! ban dicks May 22, 2018

Squicker

The act of drilling a hole into somebody's head and literally fucking their brains out.

I so totally squickered her last night man!

by lostsoul666 August 9, 2009

Squauker

A retired stripper who lives alone and has a drinking problem with gross smokey skin and nasty tattoos

That squauker is minging she tried to get my number!

by normzzz February 26, 2012

Squarker

A small overly loud person who makes excessive horrible noise to the annoyance of there peers

Sonny had to remove his self from the situation before he slotted the squarker

by Phycobilly12321 January 26, 2014

Squanker

Someone overly feminine who vapes using a squonk that is also a wanker. Aka a 'Squonk wanker'.

Why are using a squonk and not a mech mod you pussy! You're such a squanker!

by Err! ban dicks May 26, 2018

Mega squawker 2000

It’s a rare green bird also mistakenly taken as a caterpillar or worm.

Wow what kind of caterpillar is it?

Oh it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000

by Such swanky June 11, 2018

Mega squawker 2000

A bird that is mistakenly taken for a caterpillar or worm

Him: wow! What kind of caterpillar is that?
Her: it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000

by Such swanky June 11, 2018