Stars Stiffy

While playing a game of Texas Hold'em on Pokerstars you get your chips all in with a huge advantage only to see the typical runner runner miracle cards that make you shout in disgust and feel like you have just taken a big fat stiffy in the bum.

Yo Mikey Holla, "I was playing Pokerstars last night and called a preflop raise with 55, the flop was Q5Q, so i bet and he pushes all in! I call and donk has AK! Thinking I have him right where I want the turn brings another Q and the river shows the final Q!!!!!!!!"

Mikey Holla, "Typical! You just got dealt the Stars Stiffy!"

by Jlove's$ February 3, 2010

lookin spiffy

When someone's clothes look very nice; the person looks handsome/pretty/beautiful; a person is well-dressed; its a compliment

Applies to men and women when wearing semi-formal clothing i.e. collared shirt, tie, dress pants and shoes for guys or heels, skirt, and blouse for girls

*A girl is walking buy wearing nice shoes, a black skirt, and a blouse, possibly for a formal event*
Boy:Hey, you're lookin spiffy!
Girl: Thanks!
*Boy and Girl continue walking in opposite directions*

by pier-sea bass-tea-awning April 16, 2011

spiffy

(adj) used to describe something as unique or amusing. Similar usage to cool.

UrbanDictionary is spiffy

by Angela October 20, 2001

Stiffy

A boner or erection

Man, Billy got a huge stiffy.

by MensWear June 15, 2018

Sniffy box

A box full of random things that smell weird.

Did you know Jimmy has a sniffy box ? He has it full of random crap like toe nail clippings, arse fur from a dog and a pair of your mother's used knickers.

by Fatterry April 19, 2018

Stiffy by the Liffey

The Dublin Spire, a monument in Dublin, Ireland, which some see as a phallic symbol. The Liffey is a nearby river.

The government is going to build another useless monument like the Stiffy by the Liffey.

by Michael David Reisman January 20, 2009

The Flying Stiffy

To have your woman spread out on the bed, then take a run across the room and jump naked, with your feet touching your ass and hands behind you on your ankles, all while sporting a hard on. Then land with full insertion.

Amanda was impressed last night when i ran across the room and landed The Flying Stiffy.

by duke dynomite January 14, 2009