face spackle

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

Spackcock

A cross between spastic and cock originates from the uk troops in Iraq in 2003 now widely used in the forces........

Ed is such a spackcock for an officer.......

by AJ212 August 7, 2009

muffin spack

running up to a complete stranger and fisting them

im gonna muffin spack that tranny

by mentrix August 4, 2012

Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.

Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.

by Burque' January 11, 2009

spacka

This really is a word used in England meaning a retard !

" what a spacka, glad im not him"

by liam# August 7, 2005

human spackle

The act of finishing off on a girls face and then using your dick to smear your recently departed swimmers all over her face.

She was giving a great BJ so I covered her face in my Human Spackle.

by Matt_Foley* May 30, 2014