sporf 

The act of sniffing a carbonated drink as the seal is broken.

Dude, $tein, that was a sick sporf

sporf by johnmack55555 May 16, 2006

sporfunkalate

to shove semen up an object

Man...I sure hope he doesn't go and sporfunkalate that dumpster.

sporfunkalate by SubArtic August 18, 2008

sporfle 

Originally defined as "to laugh while drinking so that your beverage comes out your nose, or the sound one makes while doing this", it has since also acquired the meaning of making fun of something in the manner of Daily Sporfle, i. e. to take bad grammar literally and talk or write as though it means what it actually said, rather than what it was intended to mean.

1. (Im person A)So then, out of the blue, Chris starts singing Yankee Doodle!

(IM person B)*sporfles*

2. From a story: Red and gold hangings struck her (Hermione's) eyes.

A commenter: "Ow! My eyes! Stupid hangings!" Hermione muttered.

sporfle by P.Cranefly July 20, 2008

spworts 

Something you say when nothing makes sense. Simply ask- SPWORTS? And yes, it is owned. So don't use it.

yeah dude (blah blah derp herp)

you respond- SPWORTS?

Pronounced sports, but with a new jersey accent... Hence the W.

spworts by Majorgirth July 14, 2011

Sporfed

An intensified level of dorfed. To reach such a level of inebriation, one would have to ingest an alarming amount of booze. Participating in such an act is not advisable, but seeing someone else do it is truly a sight to behold.

Tim: "Guys I'm not sure how he did it, but Early managed to get so sporfed that he dove a car into a brick wall while laying down in the trunk drinking shine"

Sporfed by Master chunks July 11, 2021

splorfnik

to splorfnik is the action of smacking your hip against a countertop, causing your body immense pain

Ow! I just splorfniked my body

splorfnik by ur mom x reader September 13, 2021

splorf 

To shred some sick chords in the group chat on the fly, often via a voice message. Can be done with a guitar, banjo, piano, keyboard, sampler, drum machine, synthesizer, tuba, trombone, saxophone, kalimba, the drums, or any other radical instrument.

I gotta splorf this, hold on

splorf by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024