Spimbid

A large section of dried Cow dung that is used in cooking processes by European Gypsies. Typically the Gypsies marinade their chosen food in the Cow dung 17 days before cooking. Sausage Spimbid for example, Sausages left in Cow dung for 17 days then lightly heated before eating.

Mick: “Whaaats for dinner Miss Mick..?”

Miss Mick: “Feck off, Spimbid Sausage.”

by Bert Fegg October 29, 2007

Spembloid

Originating in the North East of England, in the town of Darlington. Spembloid is a word that can fill a void / replace an existing word when the person using it wants to be either offensive or vague. Variations of the word can also be used to add more specificity, such as 'Spembulite' - usually referring to a minor 'Spembule'. Often when referring to technology one would use the term ' Spemblatronic'.

Get out of bed now you spembloid. - Look at her sat in the chair like a little spembulite.

by TwistedWordBag August 26, 2013

Spambled Eggs

Cooking scrambled eggs with diced Spam mixed in.

I had Spambled eggs for breakfast this morning.

by Free My Willie January 20, 2007

SWMBO

Pronounced 'swimbo': 'she who must be obeyed'. Your wife, dumbnuts! She's the kind that makes you go to SOFEs 'significant-other forced events'!

A gentler form of SWMBO is a GLW: 'good lady wife', rare as a two-talied lizard!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

Spamberry

Slang term for Blackberry.

My damn Spamberry keeps buzzing me.

by Modnoc December 11, 2006

Spambulance

Noun: An underrated and underappreciated punk band out of the Northeastern United States; Broke up in 2003 due to creative differences.

"No one has ever heard of Spambulance."

by mcstallard February 28, 2005

spambadger

1) Evil pixie-like creatures responsible for sending vast quantities of unsolicited commercial e-mail.

2) The culprit responsible for any otherwise unexplainable computer related errors.

1) "Exchange is slow this morning; the spambadgers must be busy."

2) "Sorry about the typo in that memo, I think the spambadgers have been mucking with my keyboard."

by Linbox May 20, 2004