Slurping Oyster

Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.

Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.

by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014

Slurpie Mountaineers

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.

Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

by cultclassiclolo February 19, 2009

slurpin jerkey

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener

For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

spurine

A mixture of urine and sperm

His stream of spurine was more lumpy than usual.

by Shpurinator March 28, 2016

Spurmpinator

1. Noun, A fan who wants to go do a callout post for a spurmp

Guy: I’m totally Arin’s Spurmpinator

by FirePie September 8, 2018

shurping

when one attempts to burp, but shit comes out instead.

The dinner party was spectacular until Grandpa started shurping all over the fine linen.

by 1179 January 24, 2006

Slurping Turtle

An extremely slow blowjob.

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."

by Das Kabong December 16, 2011