Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

why u drop my sprite

Something that Yoni says when he rages for dropping his sprite.

WHY U DROP MY SPRITE?! THERE IS SUCH A HIGH POSSIBILITY IT COULD OF CRACKED!

by Non homosexual dagger dick June 9, 2018

dirty sprite

Lean, sizzurp, drank, purp, in other words, its dat weak opiate drink that gets you chopped an screwed. The other definitions on UrbanDictionary include the usage of jolly ranchers, popularized in some hip hop songs and even the inclusion of benzodiazepines (xanax, valium, etc) to push that sedated high one step further.

Im not telling you not to mix your drank with liquor or benzos, but the fact is: dirty sprite = drank. Drank is just purple codeine + promethazine cough syrup poured into some sprite or 7-up. It can also be used to describe yellow hydrocodone + chlorpheniramine mixed with the same kinds of soda. The point is -- its opiate cough syrup in a clear soda, drunk to slow you down and screw up your night.

Take it easy, opiates are serious business. I've been clean of that shit for years, but the definitions on UD are all kinda fucked, so, here's the real one for you.

My niggas gettin' right, smokin weed with dirty sprite. I'm goin' wild for the night fuck being polite.

by recovering from dat poppyplant February 23, 2013

Sprite Dogg

Someone who can fit their penis in a sprite bottle and has room to spare.The user usually owns a chode.

Jack is called sprite dogg because he can some how fit his penis in a sprite bottle

by york hunt July 31, 2008

Megaman Sprite Comic

A webcomic by brotoad. Notable for being the first comic to use actual megaman sprites from the actual megaman video games

It features characters such as:

megaman, a prick-hating robot conceived by dr dad, notable for his catchphrase of "what"
zero, megamans brother who frequently plays b ball and eats b ball pasta
dr dad, megamans and zeros dad you idiot
dogmobile, megamans trusty dog companion, notable for always saying "BARFK BARFK"
uncle proton, megamans uncle who hates the ozone
roll, megamans girlfriend and sister
quickman, a prick

And many more..

Also turned into a game, Megaman Sprite Game, notable for being the first game using actual megaman sprites from the actual megaman computer games.They're all great

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Vinny's stream on the Megaman Sprite Comic yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah

Guy 3: Hey what's the best webcomic
Guy 4: The Megaman Sprite Comic duh
Guy 3: Haha you answered wrong the answer is insert overrated webcomic here
Guy 4: HowDareYouSayThatInMyFaceIWillMurderYouAndDrinkYourBloodLikeDogmobileDrinksToadmansBloodYouPrick

by ThatOneAndOnlyKappa November 30, 2016

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018