spedass

Basically another word of headass or sped but it means that the person is really retarded to the point that everyone thinks he is autistic.

bruh stfu you spedass nibba

by boifromthehoodBoi June 8, 2018

spreadable

word used to describe an ugly, unattractive person. A development of the term BUTTERS for the intention of preventing the person in question from realising you are infact slagging them off to their face.

the development of the word:
butterS...butter...lurpak spreadable... spreadable.

spreadable ...your mum's rather SPREADABLE, don't you agree?

by hmriw August 1, 2008

Spreadshine

To share food with fellow immates in jail. To invite a friend to eat from your spread.

Can can I get some spreadshine homie?

simon O.G..

by mellly mel February 15, 2010

Excel Spreadsheet

(V.) When a girl lays sideways on a bed and you spread her legs vertically while ramming the shit out of her.

I totally helped your mom make an Excel Spreadsheet yesterday.

by forestman27 September 19, 2011

spreads not too much

A wise man spreads not too much wisdom.

Well we taught them how to make computer components and now they are or competitors, a wise man spreads not too much wisdom!

by I, Wreckerrr July 31, 2021

Got the Spreadsheet

A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"

"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"

by Florida RJ July 22, 2014

spreadsheet simulator

Derogatory term for the grand strategy genre of video games. These games require a significant amount of resource management that boils down to maintaining a macro economy through numbers alone. Spreadsheet simulator can also refer to another kind of strategy game such as an RTS or 4X game as long as resource management is integral to the gameplay.

For fuck's sake, all of the Paradox Interactive games are spreadsheet simulators!

by my name is not billy December 29, 2020