spatzel

a german "pet name" for someone who you find to be cute. it comes from Spatz, which is sparrow.

I love you, Spatzel.

by bhaeseler September 8, 2006

shit spritz

When a small amount of diarrhea unexpectedly sprays out from being startled.

Damn, dude! You just made my schnauzer shit spritz all over the wall!

by DJ-TJ March 27, 2010

Emerson Spartz

The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for Harry Potter fans. Is also very good-looking. Also met J.K. Rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. May be considered a God by some. Is a master at singing the Notre Dame fight song. Opresses delusional shippers.

During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...

by Mace Windows September 12, 2008

Spritzee

Spritzee is the perfume pokemon. It is one of the newer fairy type pokemon and resembles a small bird. Some people dislike its evolution because they were hoping it would look like the Plague Doctor. Nevertheless, Spritzee is a great pokemon and can pack a punch on dragon pokemon who otherwise cannot hurt it with its dragon type attacks.

Spritzee is so cool! I call mine Febreze!

by Wanda Coleman November 29, 2013

sprayzy

Sprayzy is the haze or cloudyness in the sky, as a result of multiple jets flying over leaving chemicals in the atmosphere.

Today's weather forecast, is 75 and sprayzy..

by DC Junkie June 23, 2015

Blatz splatz

This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".

Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!

by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009