spackling

When one is so lonely that he jerks off and leaves it to dry on his wall, forming intricate crustacions. Suitable for all latex paint.

Niko was spackling his wall with jizz

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

sprawling

laying in a random position for fun. sprawl on desks, tables, floors, or couches. like planking or owling.

hey dude! lets go sprawling on that comfy floor!

okayy!!

by george the unicorn May 16, 2012

spackling

when one's pussy or anus is filled with come, and you queef or fart, spraying it out all over your partner's body

The look of Jason's face was priceless after his girlfriend farted, who's ass he just came in, spackling his entire chest.

by deadlittlebunny December 26, 2009

Spracking

The act of realising how much of an idiot you are once you understand a simple concept you never understood.

1. (person 1) OHHHH I get it now
(person 2) You are spracking.

2. I'm sprackin' brah!

by Ahomcl April 26, 2011

Spradling

Totally fucked, ruined....Smoking the Chone style shit.

I just got totally Spradling, my wife left with my Auidi A8 with another dude!!!

by Father Spradling December 28, 2007

Spackling

When one ejaculate's on their partner's face and spreads it in a circular motion with their penis.

"I did a great spackling job last night"

by Big Tuna82 March 1, 2012

spackling

if u fart when u have a sweaty ass-crack your ring makes a spackling sound

i fucking spackling!

by lewi-p December 6, 2003