spoim

The word "sperm" spoken with a new york accent.

Heas what went down, I drank a tonna Mountain Dew, so my spoim count is lowah cuzza the yellow numba five they add in for the coluh.

by janessa July 29, 2003

SPOMW

When someone keeps posting on your wall, and you want them to stop

STOP POSTING ON MY WALL

Man - This girl keeps posting shit on my wall

Man 2 - tell her to SPOMW.

by MIKE!:D August 6, 2010

soymate

A soymate is a person, place or thing with which one has a strong, natural and organic, and often times euphoric, experience. This often times manifests itself in a spontaneous manner that can leave the participants unguarded and vulnerable. A soymate does not always refer to a lover and could be in reference to platonic relationships and or experiences.

Love has no labels; you're my soymate.

by zeezer43 January 16, 2021

Spomc

Squirt piss outta my cock/cunt.

I've been holding this spomc all day, time to break the seal.

by Hammercock4240 May 23, 2021

Soymilk

An alternative to cow's milk, recommended for vegans and lactose-intolerant people.

My whole family likes soymilk, but I'm allergic to it. For some reason, I can eat tofu with no problem at all.

by StatenIslander December 31, 2007

Splymbimpics

When people get together to smoke loads of weed.

"Going for Splymbimpics?" "YEH!"

by The Splymbimpian May 3, 2007

spormac

1. The terrible, symptomless disease that afflicts individuals associated with the MUCK kayak club. It is thought to have evolved from the bacteria of a pair of camel-toed booties.

2. A spongy, porous, tarmacadam-like surface used on the floor of playgrounds to decrease injuries from falls. Also called sponcrete.

1. She's got a bad case of spormac, man, I'd get tested if I were you

2. We had a buckfast party down at the playground, got up to the top of the tower and took a wee fall, thank god for spormac

by fran_muck March 14, 2007