Sporkfenestration

Pushing someone or something out of a window using a spork.

The annual sporkfenestration games were cancelled this year due to the recession in the silverware industry.

by gemowater September 9, 2019

Smarmy Little Snarkfest

A very ornery, haughty, or arrogant person. Someone who is always sarcastic, or thinks they are the shit.

That girl Devan is such a smarmy little snarkfest. She's always giving me sass.

by potatoking June 17, 2010

SporkCenter

The art of sporking while watching Sport Center repeatedly

Today we spent all day in a snuggie enjoying some sporkcenter

by Ufia70 February 14, 2012

spackfest

A large gathering of spackers

Look at those guys they belong at a spckfest

Go to your fucking spackfest

by alllerrxxx March 25, 2017

Spunkfest

A when a group of people ejaculate over each other and dance around covered in semen.

We all climbed into the hot tub and wanked each other off. It was a total spunkfest!

by spunkfester August 25, 2017

sponfest

Promoting a sponsor or brand to the extent that it is unnecessary.

That girl is wearing all Nike. She is a walking sponfest.

by yourfavekat October 8, 2017

sporkmasta

Weakest of all masters often laughed at by janitorial staff.

Did you see sporkmasta yesterday? No he was probally too busy playing WoW

by Tommy February 27, 2005