Spoop

When one person (the little spoon) defecates into the lap of another (the big spoon) while engaging in the act of spooning.

Big Pete immediately vomited after some fat chick spooped in his lap.

by Robert E June 13, 2008

Spoop

The gelatinous mixure of semen, and feces.

I observed Alfred tonight, forcibly penetrating Dick up the rectum, which caused a coating of spoop on his penis, all the while Dick was performing fellatio upon T.J.

by Linda Lou May 20, 2004

Spoop

A poop that comes while you sleep.

Oh man, I woke up and I had spooped all over my bed.

by Krizkor December 28, 2005

Spoops

When acid shoots out of your abdomen. This disease is uncontrollable and has hit over 659 trillion Americans (only) and hasn't even hit Europe yet.

"Yo john has the spoops.. Stay away..."

(John) *acid shoots everywhere. Everyone dies. And John*

by Dr. Ãmbah, Tmac November 29, 2013

Spoop

When one eats his or her own waste material with a spoon.

Man that guy just did a major spoop!

by see more butts June 11, 2006

Spoop

A mixture of sperm and poop

I spooped all over the bed last night

by as;odifa;sldkf January 6, 2015

Spoop

A rare weather phenomenon during which poop falls from the sky in a manner similar to snow.

It's very shitty here in Big Sky, Montana; it's been spooping all day...

by Nicholas Goodman March 21, 2008