spooning

where the guy lays in front of the girl and ignores the girl because she's too hot and uncomfortable to lay with

im done, let's just keep spooning now ie. i go to sleep and you happen to be sleeping behind me

by bojodojo December 11, 2011

spooning

the acr of an individual stabbing another with a spoon.

he kept spooning me in the chest.

by anonimouze May 17, 2009

spooning

the most intense ninja fight you can have with a spoon.

Cam and Sam and an intense spooning session .... Cam had bruises

by !@#%$@%$@# January 29, 2009

spooning

the sexual way of cuddling.

tom:yo steve me and my girl were spooning
last night

steve: aye dawg go for it

by gayassshit September 9, 2018

spooning

where a man (usually a very tall man) with the use of a verybig spoon churns milk to make cheese.

francise was spooning cheese last summer

by Brof Brofferson March 3, 2009

spooning

putting a spoon in someones pocket while they are not looking. if the victom doesnt catch you, you have successfully spooned the person. if the victom does catch you, you loose you spoon.

spooner:*puts spoon in victom pocket*
victom:*doesnt notice*
random kid: dude uve just been spooned
victom: shit
SUCCESSFUL SPOONING!!!
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
spooner: damnit
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY

by computerfreak May 28, 2007

spooning

Penis is against ass..and you lay like spoons in a box yo.

Some fag used to yell "WANNA SPOON?" to me all the time at recess. Goodbye. Im not spooning!

by Mecca January 10, 2006