spooner 

Mild term used for a foolish or silly person. I have only ever heard this used in Devon, England. Hardly urban...

You dropped it in the sink? You total spooner!

spooner by l42emmings September 4, 2005

Spooner 

Getting a boner while spooning....spooner.

Dude I was totes magoats spooning just now...major spooner.

Spooner by I_Love_You_Man_440 April 28, 2011

spooner 

1. Somebody who says or does something so stupid and or retarded that they could be mistaken for someone who needs to be "spoon" fed, i.e a mentally handicapped person

Josh: "hey guys!?"

Dan & Mole: "what a spooner!"

spooner by Mole(Flea100) January 17, 2007

Spooner 

Code for an extremely good-looking man.

"Oh my god, check it out; there's a spooner right behind you..."

Spooner by Nan Bread April 15, 2006

spooner 

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

spooner by devilboy December 28, 2005

spooner 

an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.

dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"

dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."

spooner by Steezy Joe June 12, 2008

Spooner 

A sophisticated form of 'tool'. When combining 'stoner' and 'tool', spooner is made.

He's such a spooner.

Spooner by Vanessia September 28, 2009