spondage

Spondage is bondage when she is bound ass up and you blow your load in her ass, plug it up with a kitchen sponge and sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.

"Yo bro, my girlfriend dumped me for doing spondage."

by Spunjeborb skwherepents December 19, 2020

spoonage

combination of carniage and spoons

The bruises, cuts and other bodily injuries resulting from the card game of spoons.

Carrie had some serious spoonage following the rather violent game of spoons in Vegas.

Brent's spoonage is finally starting to heal.

by Rallywife March 8, 2009

poondagler

A Young Forest Nymph's fledgling penis covered in feces who like to slap your window while u sleep leaving poondagled prints

That ponndagling poondagler left a poondagled print.
*Thats Alliteration!*

by Zach!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 29, 2008

spoondigger

the everyday, common homosexual

yeah, he's quite a spoondigger.

by Irv. September 8, 2010

spoondaloon

When eggs are glued to trees and you don't know why.

Look I found a spoondaloon cunt.

by Sir spoondaloon 1st February 20, 2021

Spoonage

The act of attending Wetherspoons and getting hyped about it

Question: Spoonage ? Answer: Spoonage !
...They went to Wetherspoons

by Gymladjames November 8, 2021

sponagle

A pedophile teacher who loves antagonizing his students by tapping them on the shoulder

That teacher is really Sponagle

by Big Spon productions June 2, 2022