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spoontang

(noun) A combination of the words 'spoon' and 'poontang'. 'Spoon' representing a sexual position where one partner is held in parallel (also referred to as '66' or '99'), and 'Poontang' meaning the vagina, and more generally, intercourse. Usage is rare, following the same rules as 'poontang', and simply specifies a certain position to be used.
"Going home to get some spoontang from the old lady."

NOTE:
"On Sunday mornings, I like to spoon with my girl"

compared to,

"On Sunday mornings, I like to get some spoontang."
by Drooch June 1, 2006
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spoontang

1 .Term for the reject sitting in the corner at the party drinkin tang offa spoon.

2 .General bitch-runt of the group. gets hit. alot.
1. no one gave staunton a glass, so he became spoon tang.

1. who's that freak, who invited him?
>dunno but he's spoontang.
by Travis-Bickle September 22, 2006
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spoontang

Anything scoopable and almost as good as Pussy.

etymology: Southern United States (1979), coined at a Baskin Robbins icecream parlor

poontang, pussy, icecream, spoon
Man, that Rocky Road is some good spoontang.
by Sweepy April 15, 2009
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Spoondangle

Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.
I had to spoondangle the idea of fighter jets to Jason for our Air Force poster.
by Vermy December 15, 2007
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Spoontanious Squad

A spoontanious squad is a group of people who are better than all the rest. It is 7 badass bitches who tend to be a little on the weird side. They know how to hang with the best of them especially on GAME NIGHT. bitches got swag
Oh my god did you see the Spoontanious squad today they looked fresh to death
by Shashyy June 5, 2011
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spoonbait

A naked or lightly clothed person lying alone in a bed, rolled in a ball.

Someone perfect for spooning.
My cousin stayed over at the weekend, and can I tell you, she is such spoonbait.
by SpoonMeDaddy October 19, 2017
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Spoonani

When you spoon someone and line your crotch up to their poonani with the intent of forking.
Why do you want me to turn my back to you?

Because I want to Spoonani
by Bro sephine February 8, 2019
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