spong

A spong is a hybrid of spastic and mong, prooving the word spong as being a great insult to all ur friends, family and your enemies

"Craig u retard, ur such a spong!!!"

"All u do all say long is spong around"

by Shexy Shyman February 5, 2007

Sponging

Hitting the waves on your boogie board. Started by Native Americans in 1324 on the lakes of Antarctica.

Dude, the waves are like 3-4s, lets go sponging.

by Moreyryder'77 June 10, 2011

sponge

A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.

My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.

by Tanaka December 17, 2004

Sponges

Another name for boobs. Mostly used to describe ones tits.

oh man, her sponges are so soft.

by Wallofsponges November 24, 2016

Spongelies

Another word for money

"I MADE A SHIT LOAD OF SPONGELIES THIS WEEK"

by Keebeelicious January 15, 2009

Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.

1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.

by El Barto June 13, 2004

Sponge

A word used by males to "piss off" the female gender. This is often found around High-Schools.

Guy: haha look at this sponge (points at the female)
or
Guy: wow sponge this (says when with female)

by Weknowall(Highschool) November 5, 2010