spajettie

to peal the paper off the tip of a drinking straw, place straw end up to mouth and blow paper off of straw.

Julia could be the greatest ever at spajettie when she blew her paper fifteen feet across the restaurant. Andrew needs to be careful when preforming spajettie because he hit Jennifer in the face.

by lulingcajun March 27, 2012

Spodermen

A character in many popular dolan duck webcomics. Spodermen potrays the character spiderman, in an inaccurately drawn meme.
Spodermen, like all the dolan comic memes, is known for his despicable grammar. Many youtube channels have been made, some keeping up with random hilarious videos that can sometimes be insulting to races, genders, sexual orientations, and even religion.

spodermen, spodermen, dose watevr an spoder cen. cen u swing, frum his dik? yes u cen, if ur an chik. look out, heer cums teh spodermen.

Person-Spodermen, do you have swag?
Spodermen-yes i hav sweg, u is an fagit.

by spodermen August 28, 2013

spose

An absolute fitty. Someone who you'd like to F. "She's alright I spose!"

Lads, I just witnessed absolute spose. Boys, spose, 12 o'clock. Or just, sppppppppoooooose!

One can also pump up the spose when one sees a spose by pretending to inflate something. For example a bike tyre or set of arm bands.

by Bloke49 April 18, 2019

spose

a white rapper from Wells, Maine.

Dude, your girlfriend was railed vigorously and harmoniously by Spose last night.

by F4Records January 22, 2008

Spomered

being intoxicated to the max; vegetative and/or coma-like state.

"Break out the glitter glue, I'm getting spomered tonight."

by Morgan womble January 25, 2008

spoj

To furiosly masterbate whilst programming practice problems.

Chris likes to spoj

by spoj October 10, 2014

sponer

noun; portmanteau of ‘sports’ and ‘boner’; athletic metaphor meaning: a team or an athlete performs so well that it effects one sexually; applies to both men and women; verb: sponerise

Man, those Seahawks are giving the entire Pacific Northwest a sponer!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 6, 2013