Splatch

Patch of hair located directly above the penis.

Man,that is one hairy splatch!

by Splatchness April 21, 2005

Splouche

1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.

1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."

by dagholio November 26, 2010

Sploitching

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

spotch

A person of limited wit that walks around with his hand on his chin looking lost.

Going into the Hoboken train station saying "pack of marlboro" I am a spotch.

by sand dollar January 13, 2008

splotcher

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

by Roger C. July 14, 2006

splitch

- A screw up.
- Infinitive; 'to splitch', to make a mistake.

Man, he splitched that real good. That was such a splitch.

by The Great Schism May 13, 2006

slotch whore

A girl who likes to be creampied while rubbing garbage on herself

That girl loves to be slotchy

Marc Hankey is such a dirty slotch whore

by i live in a well on the moon May 4, 2016