A shortbread cookie topped with four marshmallows, two pink and two white, with shredded coconut, and often found with a squirt of jelly on top, and, occasionally, sprinkles. Sponch originates in Mexico and is manufactured by Marinela Bakeries. It is an all-purpose food, with for a wide variety of uses. It's quite versatile; it's a verb, a noun, and an adjective.
Ric: How was the soccer game?
Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them!
"Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?"
Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them!
"Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?"
by ricstew January 13, 2008
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Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.
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a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.
by nungababy February 4, 2009
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by tbo's werd March 31, 2010
Get the Slonchwize mug.Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.
DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??
DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??
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by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008
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used to refer to someone that cheat someone else who's acting dishonestly (e.g. someone's trying to cheat/swindle/fuck you and you are smart enough to realize it and take your own advantage).
Idioms
to do it sponcha: act/move/think as a sponcho
used to refer to someone that cheat someone else who's acting dishonestly (e.g. someone's trying to cheat/swindle/fuck you and you are smart enough to realize it and take your own advantage).
Idioms
to do it sponcha: act/move/think as a sponcho
inside a super posh club:
A - damn,they are crazy 25euros for a drink!
B - ..wiht those money i could get a whole bottle of Jack..
A - uhmm..man,you.re right..wait me here for a while,)
a few minutes afterwhile..
B - hey dude..where have you gone?you left me alone almost half an hour
A - unwound man..and shall we have a drink?(showing a bottle of Jack)
B - wooooww,for sure..where did you find it?
A - well..just picked it up from the bar,)
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!
at poker table..
B - hey fried what are you doing? you've lost almost half of you money with your fucking bluff
A - relax..i'm just let them think that i'm the sucker and then i'll go all in
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!
after the successful all-in
A - guys for today is over..
B - where r u going?..you're crazy..right now that the luck is with you!!
A - so i keep it to make out with a nice chick,)see you..
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!
A - damn,they are crazy 25euros for a drink!
B - ..wiht those money i could get a whole bottle of Jack..
A - uhmm..man,you.re right..wait me here for a while,)
a few minutes afterwhile..
B - hey dude..where have you gone?you left me alone almost half an hour
A - unwound man..and shall we have a drink?(showing a bottle of Jack)
B - wooooww,for sure..where did you find it?
A - well..just picked it up from the bar,)
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!
at poker table..
B - hey fried what are you doing? you've lost almost half of you money with your fucking bluff
A - relax..i'm just let them think that i'm the sucker and then i'll go all in
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!
after the successful all-in
A - guys for today is over..
B - where r u going?..you're crazy..right now that the luck is with you!!
A - so i keep it to make out with a nice chick,)see you..
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!
by yosoybeachboy November 6, 2009
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