Split Sack Eye-Mask 

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

Split Sack Eye-Mask by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006

split step 

A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.

Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.

split step by Slipp May 26, 2007

Split skin 

Another word for a woman’s vagina

You are such a split skin!!!

Split skin by The two 11 yr old boys April 11, 2021

Split Sex 

Noun
Sex in which both the man and the woman are in a split. May be an awkward form of penetration at first, however, interestingly satisfying. Split sex can be performed more simply with man laying on back and woman does split over him entering his dick into her, but this is less satisfying for clear reasons. Experiment on your own to find your favorite way to both be in a split during intercourse. Split sex is for the horny trying to find out the many ways to do it. Caution: orgasms may occur quickly, split sex is a superior form of penetration. Excellence and perfection will come with practice.

We had insane split sex last night, and damn was it good.

I am ridiculous at split sex i really have no trouble finding men because they all want the crazy orgasm split sex can bring.

Split Sex by wantsflexiblebf May 30, 2009

Split Sack 

The male version of Camel Toe. Occurs when a man's scrotum splits into 2 separate regions due to tight pants or boxers giving the appearance of Camel Toe.

During my interview with the CEO, the dude's pants were so tight in the crotchal region, he had a major case of split sack.

Split Sack by SpeedoWhore November 7, 2011

Split screening 

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed

-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!

Split screening by Darthfello November 25, 2017

Split Screen 

A sex move that is taking campuses across North America by storm. It is the act of playing a multi-player video game with a girlfriend/acquaintance/random girl while doing her from behind. Doggie style is a must as the TV must be visible for both patrons involved.

Did you bang her?

Fuck yeah. We did the split screen for like six fucking hours. First to Mario Party 3 and then Goldeneye. She was Oddjob and I was Baron Samedi.

Split Screen by El Dufftoro December 20, 2011