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When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed
-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!
by Darthfello November 25, 2017
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The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 10, 2014
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