Splinker

A slur used to describe college students who partake in improv.

Hey guys I can’t believe JSchlatt called us all splinkers.

by 7upinacup January 29, 2024

Splinky

A cat like creature, seemingly very pathetic.

"Yo bro, while out on my walk i just saw a Splinky!"

"Hi, have you seen my Splinky? It escaped."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Splinkly

A being which is rather pathetic, yet retains its cuteness. Most often used on cats, though could be used with many other things, including humans.

"Yo bro, have you seen my Splinkly? It ran away."

"My friend is such a Splinkly."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Sprinkey winkey

Unit of measurement: Four full handfuls of ingredients.

Kay’s Cooking: Mash and Cheese 15:26 “Sprinkey winkey, making up all of these new words, of cheese.”

by CrazyJoeP January 12, 2025

Wet Splinky

The art of smoking a perfect Zen Blend joint while sitting in the hot tub under the stars with gooey Lewy. The wet splinky is one of the highest forms of maximum pleasure and happiness while in the vibration of the Zen Garden

Never forget the importance of the wet splinky while sitting on the hot tub

by The Sweet Dragon April 15, 2024