Splerg

Usually used to describe a Mexican that is super cool, super funny, and super attractive to all women. Especially to hot moms. Also they tend to hate it when dumbasses can't pronounce his name. (Splurge)

Man, that guy Splerg is fucking cool! I wish I was him, he just stole my girlfriend Megan Fox from me.

by iSplerg xX June 29, 2009

splerch

when you make a spitty-farting noise from your mouth when laughing

I was trying to laugh quietly but I splerched

by splerch at phan April 6, 2015

splerth

smells of fresh sperm (usually reference to breath).

A) Rinse your mouth with scope please...
B) Why?
A) Because your mouth smells of splerth.

by ridered December 11, 2006

splurgh

When you're just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don't. Then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.

John: Huhhhh----
*Holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready*
*Nothing*
John: What? *puts tissue away*
Steven: Hey man, what's going on?
John: CHOO!!
*Steven is drowning in snot*
Steven: Oh man, that's one hell of a splurgh.

by jewtube November 11, 2009

Splersh

The little drop of water that occasionally splashes back into your butt hole while pooping.

"I got splershed good on that deuce."
"I wish I had a splersh guard on my toilet..."

by ManifestGrateness December 22, 2014

spierghost

Spierghost the best person ever (so not fake)

Man I love spierghost they are just soo good at everything the do am I right chat (definitely not related to any streamer with apples)

by definitely not spierghost December 26, 2021

splergiffy

When musicians must give an excuse,but not having a proper answer

Why are you late to practice? Well you see splergiffy.

Why don't you have your music? Because splergiffy

by John Shizowski January 27, 2022