Port-a-splash

The blue liquid water that splashes out of the toilet onto your ass when taking a shit in a port-a-potty.

Man i got port-a-splash yesterday at the fair. I had no choice, all the junk i ate forced me to take a shit in the port-a-potty.

by Coomdog January 11, 2017

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

by ardeliskane May 22, 2008

bullseye splashback

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.

Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...

by Willllll t March 26, 2008

samoan splash

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

by anonymous February 10, 2020

saltine splash

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.

I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.

by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007

Plop Splash

The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.

"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."

by stevo-k September 4, 2010

Twerk Splash

The act of twerking while hovering over a body of water whereby your flapping ass cheeks splash against the surface and cause turbulence.

Marie-Noel twerk splashed me with her ghetto booty at the water slides! I was drenched!

by SPLASHPUTIN August 28, 2015