Splatter Dong 

When you cum on a chicks pussy but not inside her then smack your still hard dong on the puddle of cum sitting on her clit and it splatters all over her stomach and thighs.

I splatter donged her so hard that the cum hit her face.

Splatter Dong by dancing jake94 December 11, 2007

Splatter Back Special 

The act of vigorously thrusting your shaft deep into a girl on her period, causing blood to splatter over your genitals and belly.

I gave Becky the ole splatter back special last night.

Splatter Back Special by SplatterKing October 26, 2013

splatter shot

deficating explosivley all over not only one's toilet seat but the walls, floor, sink and or bathtub of an enemy's restroom. see 'germantown splatter shot' as well.

i just gave teddys apartment a mean splatter shot.

splatter shot by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

splatter chatter

Convulsions, with rapid series of short high-pitched sounds that seem to resemble speech, that occurs during an orgasm.

Yo, Becky was all splatter chatter when I fucked her for the 4th time Friday night.

splatter chatter by rjk17 November 28, 2009

Splatter Butt 

A condition one has after eating at the 915 in Ft. Thomas

Seems like every time I go to the Feezee I get a mean case of splatter butt.

Splatter Butt by Pedro2010 January 23, 2009

splatter boxing 

when a man and a woman are having intercourse and the woman punches the man's genitals until he cums.

Kyle: Why are you always having sex with your girl?
Sean: Because she is great at splatter boxing

splatter boxing by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 30, 2022

splatter-poop 

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before

Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!

splatter-poop by J. ALEXANDER November 20, 2007