sploffer

When air leaves your nostrils at a noticeably faster degree.

He had a light sploffer upon viewing an incorrectly used meme.

by hghdffsanfdkfdladsfl;kjgienern March 5, 2014

Spliffendor

Spliff from griffendor

Ron, pass me the spliffendor

by duckster 3000 June 13, 2022

Splaff

A splaff is a person that every pub owner in town knows. He or she will have invariably been barred from most of the pubs but ultimately the pub will change hands and the unsuspecting owner will let the splaff in without trouble.

Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.

The place got trashed last night. That splaff knocked over tables and glasses. They're not getting in here again.

by DonAdrianoDeArmando August 25, 2012

spliffed

adj to become high on weed, dope, ganga, blow and other street names for the herb

man i was so need to get spliffed

by troyka August 29, 2003

spaffed

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019

Spliffeh

Name somebody who coughs up fumes. often wears pink bandanas to look extremely cool. always has roachs in his pocket to share with his best buds...;)buds.(pun)
extremely awsome and amazing.. always there for his best friends.
he is married (but in an open relationship) with MaryJane's Fumes.
the end.

ie1: spliffeh *coughs up* fumes
spliffeh vaporizes fumes
spliffeh tokes fumes
spliffeh shroomie fumes

ie2: raver
plur
ksick

by spliffeh'sbffl June 21, 2010

Spliffen

To go out with a group of more than three of the boys/girls and smoke multiple joints

wys

Fuck all g Wys

Going spliffen with the boys you coming?

by Dbtb99 November 6, 2019