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Spicy Jerk

A Northern Swedish tradition, Which involves rubbing Spicy Swedish Herbs onto your genitalia, causing great burning pain, You than proceed to put Lemon Juice into the head with a Catheter, burning the inside of the penis.
Joel was disappointed with how The Law handled his Lasagna being haunted by ghosts, so he decided to partake in a Spicy Jerk.

Man 1: "Christ, I got so sad after losing that basketball game, I decided to do a spicy jerk."
Man 2: "TMI man, Keep that shit to yourself."
by Kreeper473 January 2, 2019
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spicy hour

The daily White House press briefing where Sean Spicer yells at the press and makes a total ass of himself. Always covered by the media as it makes for great television.
I'll send you the link to CSPANs livefeed of the Spicy Hour.
by BartholomewJesus March 30, 2017
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internet spiral

Getting caught up in a seemingly endless loop of internet content, typically started by a youtube video or wikipedia entry. The user continues to look up even slightly related content, spiraling from related topic to related topic, typically losing hours out of the day.

Can also be used as a verb "to internet spiral."
Justine ended up in a deep internet spiral after Jess sent her a link to an old Bruce Springsteen video on youtube.

Jess internet spiraled her entire Sunday away looking at pictures of lolcats and other hilarious content.
by justine-n-jess November 6, 2012
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Kink spiral

An observed phenomenon where one must increasingly turn to hardcore pornograpgy in order to achieve arousal as they become decentcitized to vanilla pornograpgy.

Coined by a feminist author named Naomi Wolf (an 8/10 MILF might I add)
Mike: I watched porn 4 times today.
Tyson: dude, careful. You might descend down the kink spiral.
by Swagger McGee May 4, 2014
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Spicy monkey chili

When you put ketchup on your dick as lube and then stick it up a women's ass.
"Bro, I put spicy monkey chili in her ass she loved it."
by Jingles Berry April 18, 2015
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The Downward Spiral

A conceptual album and the second studio album released by Nine Inch Nails in May of 1994. It revolves around an unidentified man who basically goes on a "downward spiral" essentially, or path to eventual and imminent self-destruction.
It went quadruple platinum, and was deemed (I can't, for the life of me, remember who said this) "The bleakest platinum album probably ever released."
The Downward Spiral basically put Nine Inch Nails on the map in the 90s.
by VitalyKimiSebNirvana October 16, 2012
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spiny norman

A giant imaginary hedgehog from the Monty Python mockumentary skit "The Piranha Brothers" in which gangster Dinsdale Piranha believes he's being watched by same.
Dinsdale was a perfectly normal person in every way, except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny Norman.
by Jim-Bill July 25, 2008
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