spinternet

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.

The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.

by Church Wolf September 22, 2009

Shinted

To make one unable to function (think,move,act,etc.) by his/herself; To be unable to perform a task because of someone else.

Greasy greedy fat bastards have Shinted our generation.

by C.Delusion March 30, 2011

spitted

past tense of spit, similar to hurted

she spitted on my dick

by ThatRealOneGuy April 30, 2019

spitted

past form of verb "spit"

I spitted on sandwich.

by nan111 July 12, 2019

the mind sprinted

An expression to use after a hard dawning you've had.

Often takes this formula:
"phrase dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

"The fact that WWE is scripted dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
"The way she balanced on those thin blocks dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

by NonBad March 1, 2020

spintellectual

From the Far Left to the Far Right, political pundits who use their knowledge, mental and rhetorical abilities not to seek truth or debate ideas, but bend facts, figures and logic to conform to a prescriptive political agenda.

I watch these folks on cable news who are trying to sound smart, but it's so clear they're just spintellectuals.

by Andy Establishment June 16, 2012

spitted

To nut on someone or something😭

He spitted on my face.

by HellaFlee September 18, 2017