Shit-spigot

1. Someone who constant runs their mouth spewing out utterly boring nonsense or mis-information;

2. Someone that keeps running on about the same topic that no one is interested in, even though they've been told to shut up many times;

3. Same as above except they have no idea what they're talking about - they keep spewing factually incorrect garbage or a theory that's been completely debunked.

Bro, did you hear Ernie last night. He's nothing but a streaming shit-spigot?

by CA-35 August 29, 2009

spigotry

spigotness, the quality of being a spigot. See spigot. Synonomous with fagotry.

Parents are the Lords of all Spigotry.

My car broke down, my girlfriend is cheating on me, and I'm getting fired from my job. This is complete spigotry.

by Matt December 4, 2003

Sigother

N. Love interest or committed companion/partner. Abbreviation for "Significant Other"

My sigother and I have been together for 4 years.

by brianfest July 18, 2009

spigot

Derogatory slang for an indian.

"Parv is a stupid spigot."
or
"That dirty spigot should shower."

by AP Physics B of 05-06 April 17, 2006

Spigot

Noun/Adjective. Belonging to or behaving as a member of a low socioeconomic class.

"Her shirt is completely see-through. That is straight-up spigot."

"Those spigots use plastic grocery bags instead of diapers."

by ElitistSpigot November 29, 2013

Spigot

1. Slang for Penis.

2. A really awesome word for faucet. :)

1. Dwight's spigot was abnormally large.

2. "Suzie, turn on the spigot!"

by dolphist July 31, 2010

Mud Spigot

Shit faucet. As in anus. Only works for diahrrea or other forms of liquid excrement.

After all that Taco Bell, I'm kicking the full on mud spigot.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009