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spigotness, the quality of being a spigot. See spigot. Synonomous with fagotry.
Parents are the Lords of all Spigotry.

My car broke down, my girlfriend is cheating on me, and I'm getting fired from my job. This is complete spigotry.
by Matt December 04, 2003
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