"Her shirt is completely see-through. That is straight-up spigot."
"Those spigots use plastic grocery bags instead of diapers."
"Those spigots use plastic grocery bags instead of diapers."
by ElitistSpigot November 29, 2013
by dolphist July 30, 2010
(n) The individual in a group who is responsible for talking to an authority figure if necessary when committing frowned upon or illegal acts because they are the most capable of opening up and having a conversation with authority or people in uniform.
Typically the only white person. If all members of the group are non-white it is also considered safe to assign this duty to a woman in the group assuming equal education levels. If all members are non-white males then the member with the highest level of completed education will fulfill this duty. When all else is equal the member who has gone the longest since last consuming drugs will fill in for this role.
Typically the only white person. If all members of the group are non-white it is also considered safe to assign this duty to a woman in the group assuming equal education levels. If all members are non-white males then the member with the highest level of completed education will fulfill this duty. When all else is equal the member who has gone the longest since last consuming drugs will fill in for this role.
I invited Adam with us tonight to be the spigot since he is white and won't be afraid to talk with the cops if we get caught.
See also: Token White Guy
See also: Token White Guy
by DDizZy15 July 09, 2019
Me: Yo you see that d-bag spigot over there?
Friend: Yea shining lika a dman light. Spigots spreading like Vampires.
Friend: Yea shining lika a dman light. Spigots spreading like Vampires.
by Ikkikun January 16, 2011
Spigot is an high-performance alternative to the Bukkit Minecraft server. Spigots only known weakness is the glorious power of Mark Harmon.
by Spreader of HARMONy March 11, 2014
Slang: A Bigot that Spews out an intolerant message toward those holding different opinions as a means to support an inaccurate or false claim. Supporting the idea the world(or region) would be better without those individuals. Generally, a Spigot is one that can spread their message from their position of power to excel their agenda.
Our Governor is a real Spigot by banning same-sex marriage after his heated message about how they make their children gay 100% of the time, like how do they even get those numbers?
by Ethan Pow February 04, 2018
by AP Physics B of 05-06 March 13, 2006