spifmeister

Someone who aspires to become the spifmaster. An apprentice, as it were, to the spifmaster.

"One day I will no longer be the spifmeister, and finally hit the top wrung!"

by Spifmaster June 20, 2009

Spoilmaster

Someone who either intentionally, or unintentionally spoils the end of every book or movie.

Frank is such a spoilmaster. I hate it when he goes to see new movies first because he ruins it for everyone else.

by Cosain Darroch May 15, 2016

skidmaster

Someone who is extremely proud of the horrendous skiddies left in their drawers after a farting contest with their friends.

Audrey soaked her drawers...looks like she's our reigning skidmaster!!!

by SheriWinchester45 March 30, 2021

spakmaster!

Spakmaster is when you go to town with your brother and you find out that YOU'RE favourite band is playing and youre brother buys 2 tickets for him and his best mate!!!

Robyn: Look Bullet For My Valentine are playin in february!!!!!
Matty: ((making his way over to the kiosk)) Can i have two tickets for Bullet For My Valentine?
Robyn: Are you taking me!??!
Matty: No, Dan!

by Robyn January 28, 2005

fully retched up spedmaster

there is something really really wrong with the person,retarded

omfg ur a fully retched up spedmaster

by james simpson July 7, 2006

spiffsters

A variant of the word "spiffy" meaning cool and new, synonym "shiny"

M: Do you know the work of Dan Flavin?

L: No, who's that?

M: He's a minimalist artist, his work is spiffsters

by saka1 December 20, 2009

Spudmaster

Spud - A particularly inneffective person or thing.

Spudmaster- A person or object of the next level of uselessness, they or said object may only be the greatest spud.

“Hey spudmaster wants to talk to you in his office.”

by Aircorps June 21, 2018