Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

by scodder May 15, 2010

spermbending

The use of Waterbending from the last airbender, to draw tons of cum out of a man's penis. It is usually used with bloodbending to increase the power of a man's erection. It is especially powerful during a full moon.

Korra used spermbending on Bolin, and he instantly ejaculated gallons of cum

by *KBTTkUEn*5o9bE@ February 12, 2015

Piggy Sperm Bank

A piggy bank with a round hole in the back end.

I got a piggy sperm bank so I can save up for when I want kids.

by TheForbes April 10, 2011

spermball

An annoying little cunt. Known as that spermball that snuck through his mother's clunge defences.

Guy 1: Hey look, it's Jamie, actually is it Kev? Or is it Harry-Norway?
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.

by Golden Glory August 14, 2008

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

walking talking sperm bank

slut, especially one that performs a lot of oral sex

"That bitch has sucked so much cock she's a walking talking sperm bank

by Al Jezera April 7, 2003

sperm bank

A fun place to go to when you're broke and/or need to get off. They let you borrow their free porn so that you can rub one out into a cup, AND you get paid! Make sure you don't get a magazine that has "water damage"

You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.

Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.

by masterbaiter December 13, 2004