spermatorrhea

The uncontrollable flow of sperm from the penis due to a failure of qi.

"Hey man, it looks like you spilled some yogurt on your pants."

"Oh, no, i didn't. My qi is all outta whack and now i've got a terrible case of spermatorrhea."

by Morgoth the dark lord of dirt February 1, 2010

Spermaphobe

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.

Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.

by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010

spermato

When you hollow out a tomato and 3 or more people cun into it

Let's get a spermato sandwich

by chillingallday1 November 23, 2017

Spermatory

A facility that remanufactures male sperm and strictly vow on being environmentally friendly by refusing, reusing and recycling.

"I volunteered down at the spermatory today so I could give back to my community."

by Heavenlysinner420 November 14, 2020

spermatophagus

a bird that feeds on seeds.

A finch is a spermatophagus.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

Spermato

A literal mixture of sperm and ketchup.
Sometimes used with chicken nuggets, stake, and shrimp. Can be used for bed time fun.

Yo dad, can I get some of this spermato for my dry ass nuggies?

by Spermy butt August 26, 2022

Spermatogenesis

The process of ejaculating whilst listening to anything in the ouvre of Phil Collins.

Listening to'Invisble Touch' caused me to perform sudden spermatogenesis which got me thrown out of the record store.

by TrotterW October 19, 2022