going spelunking

Diving, tongue first, into the depths of a girl's asshole.

Being bored with normal cunnilingus, John decided to go spelunking.

When John's girlfriend recoiled in surprise, he had to stifle his laughter as he showed her how nice going spelunking could be.

by fanofdisco2 November 27, 2011

spelunking

the act of exploring for the missing condom after deep penetration

The next morning, "Oh yeah, we never found it. Better get out the head lamp so we can go spelunking."

by Miss Millie March 1, 2004

ass-spelunking

to eat someones ass

i went ass-spelunking last night in your girlfriends ass

by Ben Carroll October 30, 2003

Ass spelunking

The act of opening and expanding the anal cavity of ones partner and then proceeding, with cave diving gear (ie: Carabiner, ropes, headlamps, etc), and entering the damp ridged caves of your consenting adult. Occasionally returning to the surface for air.

"Bro, I spent 3 hours ass spelunking last night."

"Oh yeah?, where at"

"Devons"

by RuffleshaveRidges January 29, 2016

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

spelunking

If you ask people who actually go caving, spelunking is the derogatory term for stupid or unprepared cave trips. Origin: "spelunk" is the sound a clumsy caver makes when he slips and falls in a cave and lands in water.

If you don't take a helmet, more than one source of light, and a few friends into the cave with you, then you're not caving. You're spelunking.

by Sundog December 15, 2008

spelunking

1. (v) To explore virgin caverns, and or orafices. Best practiced with a helmet and possibly a light. (Unless it's scary looking, then forgo the light, but be sure to use the helmet!)

Timmy, my next-door neighbor and play-time doctor is multi talented--an accoplished physician and an experienced spelunker.

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003