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Speedom is the ability to rap faster than the average human. It is also a song by Tech n9ne featuring Krizz Kaliko and Eminem.
"that guy's rapping is on Speedom level."
by MegaJared March 27, 2017
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beast of steeton mountain

Giant cat-like beast that guards a mound of hay for reasons not known to mere mortals. Sometimes can be heard whistling a soft, mournful tune from the top of Castle Davy.
Don't hang around on the station at Steeton longer than you have to, the Beast might get you.
by Disgruntled Goat April 9, 2005
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Maniac-in-a-speedo'd

To be hacked to pieces by a maniac in speedos carrying a chainsaw. From Teen Girl Squad
What's Her Face and The Ugly One got Maniac-in-a-speedo'd at camp. (Pedantic bastards)
by Snake July 19, 2006
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Skeetonian

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012
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speedoholic

1)A person addicted to speed.

(Just like alcoholic is a person addicted to alcohol.)

2)A rash driver

3)One who can't drive slow
Michael Schumacher is a speedoholic
by speedoholic July 30, 2010
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Speedo

A speedo is a style of swimwear for men and boys which is akin to briefs in terms of how it's shaped. It derives its name from the Speedo company, which first introduced that particular style of swimwear, although people generally refer to all brief-cut bathing suits as speedos, even if they aren't made by the Speedo brand. The fabric of speedos is comprised of lycra/spandex and nylon, making them quick-drying, smooth to touch, and form-fitting.

Speedos are quite a common swimwear choice for men and boys who live in Europe, South America, Australia, and Asia (especially Russia). Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason, speedos aren't well received in North America despite them being sexier in style than conventional swimming shorts.

Speedos have even managed to make their way into rules and laws of certain establishments and areas. There are many swimming pools in Europe (especially France), which require all males to wear speedos for sanitary purposes. The reason is because males may be in dirty areas outside the pool facility while wearing conventional swimming shorts and then track the filth into the pool; but it is assumed that with speedos, a pair of pants is worn over them until it's time for swimming, thus making speedos less exposed to the elements than regular shorts.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, the town of Cape May New Jersey USA had banned men from wearing speedos in public. In the 1960's, the South Jersey beach town made a law stating that any male over 12 years of age could not wear swim briefs. This ban was passed mainly because of homophobic claims that speedos were essentially worn by gay men for no other reason but to advertise their 'goods' to each other. The ban was finally lifted in April 2005, more than three decades later.

To sum up, speedos are the sexiest swim attire for men and the world needs more of them.
"Damn, look at that hot boy in speedos over there. He knows he's looking fine."
by I_love_tobacco March 5, 2008
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seetow

This phrase originated in Singapore, but has spread to most of East Asia and Australia.

1. An irresistably handsome young man.
2. A makeover that ultimately results in good looks.
3. A girl magnet.
After his new haircut yesterday, John looks like a seetow.
by alshearer October 27, 2008
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