Life speedrun

Basically it means go die faster.

Person 1: You suck at this game!
Person 2: go life speedrun

by SomebodyDoingStuff March 23, 2021

speedramps

The dreaded heamorroid.

Fuck sake! Watch the speedramps love!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

Speedium

Joshua Weissman’s made-up word for medium speed on a mixing bowl.

Set your mixer to speedium

by Tan Tan very Tan September 13, 2020

cum speedrun

A cum speedrun is a speedrun where the speedrunner has to cum on every free porn website there is in the internet (xhamster, pornhub, xvideos, and so go on). This mean that after every cum you have to go on other website and keep going cum without any rest until you finish going into all porn websites.

Guy 1: Barry just said he did a cum speedrun.
Guy 2: he's Dry Balls Barry now.

by dumbballs69 November 23, 2021

speedbumping

A variation of the bump and grind which results in accidental or "accidental" penetration...aka sex on a dance floor.

Joe: "So dude, how was the party last night?"

Dan: "Man, it was awesome, me and Kelly were grinding all night and then....we started speedbumping."

Joe: "No way man! Nice!"

by Yeskimo August 19, 2009

Homework Speedrun

Term used when you try to do a semester's worth of online homework within the 14 day free trial of the program.

"Hey man did you buy the homework program?"
"Nah, I just am gonna do a homework speedrun"

by Sad College Student May 3, 2018

reverse speedrun

1. when you delete your save file after you've put hard work into completing the game
2. when your game crashed, and all the data is lost
3. when during a speedrun you somehow manage to go back to the very beginning of a game

Kyle: dude i accidentally did a reverse speedrun
Kyle 2: wait were you playing on my save file
Kyle: uhhh...

by john stromboli November 17, 2019