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Single Speeder

One who talks shit while on a balcony while wearing a brown cashmere sweater
Come down here you little Single Speeder!!
by FLiveroay June 10, 2010
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Gravity Speeder

Anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. Their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the shit out of everyone around them.
After passing and being passed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the asshole driving next to Dan was a gravity speeder.
by Gizzmo69 September 4, 2011
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Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver

The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.

The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.
The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.
by klopek007 April 6, 2010
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Cyber speeder

An extremely awesome Hotwheels car that uses the same engine as a Lamborghini Gallardo. If you have this car your a badass person
Yo dude i have a cyber speeder treasure hunt!
by Chexmate November 13, 2019
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Speedrunner

person who spends all their time trying to spend no time in games
That speedrunner is very fast.
by ijodasuhdsadsaads March 13, 2021
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Jillian Shea Spaeder

A talented gorgeous girl who's an amazing singer/songwriter. Famous for being on Disney XD's show Walk The Prank. Pops up on twitter once in a blue moon. Her favorite word to say is "cool".
Anyone: so yeah
Jillian Shea Spaeder: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Anyone: Um are you alri-
Jill: cool
by agaydisaster0526 April 22, 2020
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spleeder

A spleeder, is an extremely skinny penis, that's length is extremely long.
My boyfriend is so hot, he has a spleeder! I wish It were as thick as Timmy's dick!
by Radishnugget December 26, 2016
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