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Scapegoat Speeder

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.
Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"
by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009
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You're on speaker

Don't say anything stupid, illegal, or that would otherwise negatively impact those around the current phone user who declared this.
*Billy calls Steven*
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."
by CouchPotato2019 August 23, 2017
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Kabuki Speaker

Japanese made speakers from the 60's through the 70's that had a minimum 15" woofer, a minimum 4-way cross-over, at least 6 individual drivers, in a box that is less than 3 cu ft or weighs less than 50lbs.


"For those wondering about the origin of the term, it had to do with the limited bandwidth and tinny sound that characterized the first versions of these speakers. As a friend said "You can play Led Zepplin though them and it comes out sounding like Kabuki music"."
-Don McR @ www.audiokarma.org
SANSUI
Model# SP-X8000 / 9000
by M.X. September 3, 2004
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spederrific

adj.
a truly retarded achievement. The height of moronic action.
Tim crossed the street while texting and got creamed by a bus. What a spederrific move.
by ddmondo February 7, 2010
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Free Spender

Spoiled kids who think it's ok to spend money freely until their budget runs out.
You need to learn to save up for emergencies Dennis, you're such a Free Spender! now you can't afford to replace your iPhone charger
by Dennybug October 29, 2015
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ohio butter spreader

When one (typically male named Adam) becomes low on personal lubrication and puts forth the butter to the rear of his mate. After pleasuring to explosion then makes toast with left over butter between her cheeks.
When I am low on lubrication and just a little hungry I like to give my girl the Ohio butter spreader.
by Clapper8611 April 23, 2016
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spreader

A person who is a whore and enjoys spreading their legs wide open for men to have sex. By spreading their legs it creates easier access for the men to inject their dicks into their ass.
Helen is a spreader.
by peek-a-boo August 4, 2004
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