Spaztard

A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!

Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!

by Helchel Noriffe May 7, 2007

Spartard

Someone addicted to Starz's original series, "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" and "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Said person will exhibit such symptoms as: Yelling at the scream while watching the program and reruns of said program; Quoting lines from said program; Dreaming about characters of said program, etc...

I've watched every episode of Spartacus at least five times and once with the captions on! I even screamed out loud at work when the copier jammed, "Oh Jupiter's Cock!" And I won't even mention the dream I had about Gannicus! I am such a Spartard!

by Luciepher March 15, 2011

Seatard

A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.

The person who thought that renting any random person's car is a good idea is a real Seatard.

by CocoSantango May 7, 2012

Spartard

Spastic Retard

Rick: wow that guy just spazzed out!
Chester: what a spartard

by WarBagSR2295 September 1, 2010

Spaztard

Someone who was clearly thrown at a wall when they were born. Also known as noob.

Harry : 'I just ate a shoe HERRDUURP'

Michael : 'You spaztard.'

by Raywr. December 29, 2010

Spactard

Where someone is acting retarded in a spasticated manor.

Look at that weirdo, she's such a spactard.

by Goth. November 7, 2014

Spastardicated

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!

by Spasman May 31, 2017