spasmastic

To be so excited that they are having spasms.
To be extreamly excited.

Dude, that is so spasmastic.

by Rohit Saxena September 27, 2005

spasmatic monkey twitch

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

spasma

A combination of spasm (or spastic, spaz) and asthma.
The condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.

Dude, settle down. Don't forget about your spasma.

or

What's wrong with J?
Oh, he's got a rare form of asthma called spasma.

by Mark Long September 24, 2007

Spasian

An overly caucasian individual speaking spanish with an asian accent...Typically from Spasia...where they work at an establishment whos highest paid employee...greets guests, by the name of Jose Chow...and so it is written...Aorw muchos gracias!!!

You walk into a Super Fridays greeted by a robotic spasian host by the name of Jose Chow. He directs you to the bar, where you will be greeted by Padams...and egg rolls shall be flung.

by Padam September 12, 2011

spampage

A condition where a friend or coworker has nothing better to do and goes on an email forwarding rampage sending you multiple emails containing jokes, photos, nude celebrity shots, porn and other useless information.

"Did you get that spampage from Mooner containing the photos of dead sea creatures?"

by Shawn Thompson February 2, 2005

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Sasparle

The Blob King, aka your worst nightmare, sometimes abbreviated Parle'. Long ruler over the slimy empire as he possesses all slime emojis. A heartfelt person who is always there for his fellow servants and friends.

Beware though, he always has more than one trick up his sleeves. Do not feed when angry.

Oh no... Sasparle made another wall for me.
All hail Parle' !

by Sasparle February 4, 2020