snarketing

1) a type of marketing or advertising that talks down to the viewer. Advertising for high end wines, expensive luxury cars, or anything from the 90's internet boom dissing 'the establishment.'

2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.

I used to drink disarrono until their new pretentious snarketing came out.

by darekbell January 20, 2008

Smarketing

Brilliant Marketing ploys. Often using subtle and/or innovative ways to sell a product.

Dude, that shitty crunk-core band is selling lines of coke in the spine of their cds cases, now that's smarketing.

by geizo94 December 17, 2009

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020

sparklingsecrets

Millie, A Roblox Edit tik tok creator with 2k followers she became popular with a video of her lyric pranking her sister with quatkity singing the lice song.

SparklingSecrets makes unique edits for her account! Suing her Roblox account HandsomeMillie123

by Rabbitgobrrrrr November 30, 2020

Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Sparkling Gay

The 'Twilight' variation of the phrase "flaming gay".

Edward is sparkling gay.
Twilight is so 'sparkling gay' it makes clay aiken look straight.

by Dr. Habanero May 28, 2010

Sparkling Wine

Wine that has undergone a second process of fermentation (usually in the bottle). This is accomplished by adding yeasts and sugar to the already fermented wine. During this second fermentation, carbon dioxide is released, thus creating the fizzy effect.

Did you know that Champagne is a type of sparkling wine?

by dft_197 January 4, 2009