spalooshie

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.

Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES

by thedanceofstvincent April 3, 2015

Yae Spaz

This is what happens when a gamer goes absolutely ballistic, normally resulting in the eradication of the ozone layer and minorities getting wiped off the face of the fucking earth.

Tome just had a yae spaz because his mother took away his bath salts.

by Dog raper 69 January 27, 2019

Spatz

to carry a beer in your back pocket

I got a beer last night and was immediately spatzing.

by KingFrat November 6, 2011

Scalzied

Getting weak in the face of confrontation, pandering for women's approval.

Scalzied is similar to being afflicted with palsy. The body and mind contort to accommodate delusional pablum. (def. by Heartiste/Roissy)

He might've had a chance with that chick but totally scalzied himself by getting all weird and defensive.

by weeniemanforever February 1, 2013

spaz out

freak out; get angry about something; flip out; get so irritated that you start yelling

If anyone messes with me, I might spaz out on them.

by twiggles January 11, 2008

scalzi

the word everyone knows but doesn’t really know created by silvia lee

BRO THATS SCALZI HEY SCALZI WASSUO SCALZI SILVIASCALZI

by silviascalzi October 16, 2020

brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009