Spak

A temper tantrum - specifically thrown by a young child who doesn't get what he or she wants.

I was shopping for bread when Johnnie decided to throw a spak on the floor of the supermarket.

by Marnie Birch July 20, 2022

Spak pad

An unnofficial console pad which is usually bulky, less sleek, poorly designed and has unnecessary turbo buttons. The pad is usually bestowed upon the weaker gamers and thus enhancing their handicap.

Tom: Jonty's coming round for some Goldeneye.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.

Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.

by Barca87 June 18, 2011

Spak'led Together

To put together carelessly and in a somewhat child-like manner a complicated subject both in explanation and demonstration.

To borrow notes from other, more informed authors and carelessly assemble to create what appears to be a complex demonstration of knowledge, but really comes forth in its true essence as mindless regurgitation of information (literary theft) with no real understanding or capabilities.

A careless form of plagiarism that is too transparent to succeed.

John spak'led together my lesson notes and presented it as his own because he didn't truly comprehend what he had been taught.

John spak'led together his video presentation by reading aloud the notes that his senior classmate Naman had emailed him, but in the end it was apparent he clearly didn't understand the subject at hand.

by IHaveAnEducation January 16, 2011

spak arm

1. The arm that, during a hug or cuddle, has nowhere to be put and is generally uncomfortable and/or in the way; out of place, such is a spak. It is nearly always present during 'lay down' cuddles, when both participants lay side by side and cuddle, the 'spak arm' is the left arm of the person on the right if they leave it by their side. It cannot partake in any cuddling, nor can it move without interrupting the 'moment'.

2. When someone cannot throw a ball or object with either arm, the offending arm is given the name 'spak arm'. It is useless. Like a spak.

1. Jim thought, lying next to Lucy, whether eliminating the obscurity and pain of his spak arm was worth 'losing the moment'.

2. i) "Don't give it to spak arm! We wanna win, remember!"

2. ii) "Goldman, don't throw it with your fucking spak arm!"

by Blenks October 5, 2004

spak rack

Big ol' floppy titties hanging off the front of what is known as a spack

Good god what are those vein covered monsters doing out in public?

oh dont worry thats just the spak showing off her spak rack

by mcdonalds chicken sandwichlovr March 2, 2010

spak attack

1.to do or say something completely stupid or retarded, much the same as a spak would

2. to be completely and utterly consumed by rage that you cant find the words to express yourself, and end up standing flailing your arms, and making sounds similar to a wilderbeast

1 'i was trying to chat up this hot guy/girl and i had an almighty spak attack. s/he asked if i i wanted them to find my carer'

2 ' i said i fancied her mate and she had a spak attack'

by lalalaland January 21, 2008

spak plug

A phrase used by white Italian gangsters refering to a cetain meeting place, where malicious intent is plotted out.

"Meet me by the spak plug" -Altony Burosie Leonardo Calponi 1982

"Spak plugs have been a growing problem here in New York City. anyone who utters the word shall be lynched in public." - Police Chief Barbilly Jorgenson

by Tony Calzone April 10, 2008