Soviet boobs

1. Soviet boobs is the phenomenon when a girls breasts have been slapped so much they turned red.
2. Soviet boobs can also mean that the boobies in question are public property. Abolish private property!

1. Joel! How could you do this to Marie?! You turned her boobs into Soviet boobs >:(
2. Slettenkameel has soviet boobs, everyone is allowed to touch them, she's cool with anything you do with them really.

by Zromelussy dealership February 14, 2022

In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"

by Dave July 13, 2004

Soviet Milkshake

When a male ejaculates all over his sexual partners glasses.

"Bro I roped so hard on her glasses, she couldn't even see, it was a Soviet Milkshake"

by Bigbewwie69 December 28, 2020

union of soviet socialist republics

you would call this "Soviet Union" in the modern times

Me: Where were you born, Mom?
Mom: In the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, son.
Me: You mean the Soviet homeland, right?
Mom: Yeah.

by gabrielmeir1020 January 19, 2017

soviet

n. worker's council in socialist Russia; also second "S" of USSR

Let's go consult with the Soviet before proceeding.
Wish I spoke Russian so I could make some real fucking examples.

by Manuel_Labor July 6, 2004

Soviet Kitsch

The third album made by Soviet born singer Regina Spektor, now living and performing in the U.S.

- Have you listened to the new Regina's Album - Soviet Kitsch?
- New? It was released in 2004, dude!

by ilya-42 October 18, 2008

Soviet Turkey Gobbler

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*

Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!

by jim567483 December 26, 2011