soft-served

The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.

The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.

by WisconsinBenjamin January 11, 2011

Soft Served

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018

Soft-Serving It

To achieve orgasm without erection.

"I didn't want anyone to see that I had a hard on, so I was soft-serving it."

by Sex Faulkner November 14, 2006

Soft Serve

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

" How did it go with Phil last night?"

"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."

by Sister Golden Hair Suprise January 12, 2010

Soft-Serve

When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.

Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.

She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.

by Phaison LeVante Jackson September 16, 2012

Soft serve

-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ

Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!

by Erock November 12, 2004

Soft-Serve

The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.

“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”

by placebo! September 9, 2021