by WisconsinBenjamin January 10, 2011
Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!
by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018
by Sex Faulkner November 15, 2006
When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.
" How did it go with Phil last night?"
"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."
"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."
by Sister Golden Hair Suprise January 12, 2010
When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.
Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.
She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.
She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.
by Phaison LeVante Jackson September 17, 2012
by Erock November 13, 2004
Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.
I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019